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I’m so unfunny it’s laughable

8 Jun

Wtf? It feels like I turned 25 last week and instantly allowed myself to start freaking out about EVERYTHING and I’m not enjoying the free-fall in my head. If I do this, what will happen with that? I can’t do that if I want to do this! What am I going to do about……(fill in [...]

Road romance or one night stand?

28 May

Inspired by this week’s #TTOT (travel talk on Twitter) which I proudly participated in, the theme this week was ‘romance’.  Buuut, like a group of horny, giggling teenagers, the chat quickly descended into porn-rated anarchy (hooray!!) with everyone talking about whose countrymen and women served their partners the best and where the most romantic place/country was [...]

What do you say…

22 Apr

…when you have no words to speak.  When you have nothing to imitate a tap dance with jazz hands for your captive audience?  You write a letter. And today I’m writing to someone very special; Dear Earth, You are an inspiration!  When home looks like this…

Thank You and goodnight…

14 Jun

Yes ladies and gentleman, it’s that time for the last post of my journey. No more tales of private parties or wacky people I’ve met along the way, no more talk of climbing volcanoes or diving in incredible waters. From now on it’s back to reality and a big dose of it it will be. [...]

How can I worship a dick when it’s on the end of a bottle opener?

10 Jun

And if you’re wondering where that title comes from it’s because there are penis’ EVERYWHERE hoping for good fertility but when it’s on the end of a bottle opener or keyring, I’m not sure how ‘cultural’ it really is. But anyway, what have I been up to since my birthday? Well wouldn’t you like to [...]

I’m called Mr Tony; therefore I am…

6 Jun

Dreamland Beach Originally uploaded by Toniwoni Hi guys, Sorry I haven’t been in touch but the internet over here isn’t that reliable and to be honest, I’ve just been too busy to stop by. And if you’re wondering about the title of the post it’s because on every tour or pick-up I’ve had in Asia, [...]