I had boobs for dinner!

13 Jan

Yeah I thought that title would get your attention. I had eggs, bacon and chips for dinner last night and couldn’t stop laughing when the eggs went on to my plate…

And as for the other little things I bought myself at the weekend, love can be bought in the sale at half price…

How fab is that bag?! Ugh, I’m in love!

And here are the other lovely bits and bobs I bought…

I know, I know, I should be saving because I’m travelling but I could do with the distractions in life right now – so sue me!

Here’s the other (ever-growing) obsession I have in my life…

78 bottles of Nails Inc varnish and counting. I wonder how in the hell is a woman like me who loves to wear jewellery and paint her nails going to cope for three months without them? I’ll feel naked! (OTIN that is not a suggestion for a dirty joke lol).

I’ve spent so much money in the last week that it’s not even funny! Ok, so it IS funny but only in an ironic ‘I really shouldn’t but I so want to’ kind of way :p

Aloha!

9 Responses to “I had boobs for dinner!”

  1. Captain Dumbass January 13, 2010 at 8:58 pm #

    How can you use that much nail polish?

  2. Captain Dumbass January 13, 2010 at 8:59 pm #

    WTF? I just left another comment saying ‘Nice boobs’and Word Press told me my comment was too short. Screw you, Word Press!

  3. Toni January 13, 2010 at 9:06 pm #

    A colour every 5 days – it works perfectly! lol. And trust WordPress to take the fun out of it :D

  4. Rachel Cotterill January 13, 2010 at 9:34 pm #

    I think I need to borrow your nail varnish collection! I have a total of five bottles (two of which are specifically Christmas colours).

  5. brian miller January 14, 2010 at 12:41 am #

    wow. my wife would die…the nail polish not the boobs…lol.

  6. Joanna Jenkins January 14, 2010 at 2:43 am #

    Your fried eggs made me laugh out loud :-)

    xo

  7. flip January 14, 2010 at 5:53 am #

    the title really caught my attention hahaha

  8. Toni January 14, 2010 at 12:38 pm #

    Rachel – well how about I send you a couple of bottles as a small token of my appreciation for you helping me out?!

    Brian – Nails Inc have just introduced a reward card scheme; my bank balance is screwed from now on! lol

  9. Toni January 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm #

    Joanna – they made me laugh too – I call my boobs ‘fried eggs’ all the time, so dinner was very apt! lol

    Flip – I thought the title was catchy! hehe

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