Reclaiming My Future has had an extreme makeover!

So, after looking and feeling drab for longer than anyone should be allowed to, Toni finally stumped up the cash for my extreme make-over! ย Armed with money, a list as long as my bingo-winged arms and lots of ideas, I headed over to Jen and Cheryl’s fabulous surgery – Caffeinated Designs and wow! They certainly didn’t disappoint!

Firstly I got a tattoo…

so there’s no way I can go back to the old me now. ย It was really scary; a tattoo is for life, not just for summer but after talking the design over with my Caffeinated Designs, I decided to bite the bullet and brand myself like a farmer’s prize cow; what do you think?

Secondly they went through my closet and helped me re-organise everything because, let me tell you, it was not a pretty sight! ย There was underwear everywhere! ย But after throwing out my Bridget Jones pants and going through boot camp, my pages and categories are now a little less ‘expanded waistline’ and a little more ‘lacy‘; you’re welcome ๐Ÿ˜‰ ย If you check out my closet (the sidebar for all you tech people) you’ll see what I mean; everything is so easy to find! ย Don’t ask me how long it’s going to stay like that but at least I started out with good intentions right?!

Toni pointed out that I didn’t look too hot (she should look in the mirror once in a while) and suggested I had a facelift and get myself an entire image overhaul so after some heated words with her, I decided to go for it and I LOVE the outcome (though don’t tell her I said that or she’ll never let me live it down). ย So I got myself a few wigs so I can try out a new haircut/colour whenever I want…

I’ve also got Africa and Europe wigs though I’m sure I’ll go shopping for more at some point in the future ๐Ÿ™‚

I was treated to some coloured contact lenses in three different colours too so when I change location I can go for either Facebook blue, Twitter turquoise or RSS orange; pretty glamorous even if I do say so myself!

I’m not proud but I also had a nosejob…

And let’s not forget the most important bit…I had some botox to fill out my lips because, well, when you talk as much as I do, a girl’s gotta keep up the necessary featured maintenance; afterall, my lips talk about everything from world problems to sex so they’re pretty important!

I guess the biggest transformation came from my niptuck…there’s nothing worse than having too many love handles (though they’re always great fun if you know what I mean?!) so I went on a crash diet and now have a happily slim and simple body…

topped off with a lovely little pedicure because a girl has always got to be prepared to get the legs and feet out…

I’ll be touching up my make-up every now and then so look out for new features etc so you don’t miss out on my fabulousness!

The finished product – Moi!

So all in all, it’s a pretty drastic and extreme makeover which took a few weeks but thanks to Caffeinated Designs I finally made it and I have to admit, I look uh-mazing. ย I’m pretty sure that Toni is so turned on by my sexiness that she’s been inspired to start writing again and that’s saying something! ย Well, you can’t help looking this good and affecting people so strongly!

The only thing left to say is: What do you think?ย 

Editors Note: I’d like it noted that I wanted to stump up the cash for a makeover a long time ago but, well, money is tight and quite frankly, Reclaiming My Future is such a fussy cow it took her this long to work out what she wanted! ย Now that’s she’s happy she can get back to focusing on what she does best; talking! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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22 comments

  1. Toni, it looks AMAZING! Wow, I adore it! ๐Ÿ˜€ Sooooo much better than your old theme ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. Looking good hun, stoked to see your travel plans unfold ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Jill

    It looks great Toni. Modern & eye catching. Reclaiming My Future has ‘grown up’

  4. Jen

    Looking fabulous!! Can’t wait to see what this sexy new model comes up with x

  5. New site looks great – a really professional design ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Monica

    Wow, Toni it looks amazing. You must have out so much work into this!!!

  7. Awesome new look! I’ve thought about doing this as well. Really like the design and your slogan is fantastic! Fits you well! ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. I LOVE IT!! And I love this whole post..so creative!!!

  9. Looking good lady!!!! So much better and very funky!

  10. This blog site looks great. I’m afraid I did not see your old site so I cant compare but liking how it looks now so thumbs up from me ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. Lauren – thanks hun…I let my old theme die and horrible and slow death; it’s about time I revamped her ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Chris – cheers sweet; it’s been a long time coming!

  13. Jill – she’s definitely grown up; love that phrase ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. Jen – her sexiness will be off the chart ๐Ÿ˜‰

  15. Alsion – thank you…the girls that did it were asmazing and they far exceeded my expectations!

  16. Mon – I didn’t do anything haha. I gave Caffeinated Designs a few things I definitely wanted and they did the rest which I’m so happy with!

  17. Jeremy – thank you for saying that my slogan fits me well; glad you think so! ๐Ÿ™‚

  18. Sheryll – aww thanks sweet; I’m really happy with it all!

  19. Becki – thanks chick…you’re right; very funky! My other theme had literally just died lol

  20. Peter – any kind of ‘thumbs up’ is appreciated so thank you! And welcome to the madness ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. New site design looks awesome!!!

  22. Vicky – glad you approve…I’m in love with it ๐Ÿ™‚